Day 11: EscherField Estates

Im back friends. Who am I kidding...like anybody looks at this stuff. Well I guess it's just you and me Escher ol' buddy. At least this one has NOTHING to do with Jesus. That was getting weird.

Day 11 Challenge: Shit + Stick = Kinkade

Bestselling "artist" Thomas Kinkade doesn't just sell paintings. You can buy all kinds of crappy merchandise with his "designs", from golf hats to shirts to AN ACTUAL, REAL HOUSING DEVELOPMENT, designed so you can live in one of his nostalgic bullshit paintings.

The development know as The Village at Hiddenbrooke, just north of San Francisco, was not such a hit with REAL people though. Apparently people were not stoked about the cost and environmental impact of year-round christmas lights, much preferring the price tag of the neighboring village nook: The Snoopy Huts. Plus there are way less douche-bags on Peanuts AVE.

Banavacado Sunday

Here is a delicious design by my good friend Leigh in honor of Easter weekend.

Is it me or is this blog becoming decidedly Jesus-ey. Weird. I'll have to do something about that.

Day 9: Buddy-Jesus Light

Day 9 Challenge: What Would Jesus Drink?

Everyone knows the St. Patrick's day tradition. Wear green, get drunk, dance a jig, hit something (preferably with your fist and not your car, and preferably a poodle and not a person), dance another jig, drink some more and then wake up the next morning somewhere along the parade route. Sounds great right?

Well in a move to threaten this holiday's sovereign traditions, Dublin Leaders have asked the nations devout to try and "avoid drinking too much alcohol". In the words of my favorite enslaved Brit-turned patron Irish saint: "F*#@ the government lads! We're getting tanked for Jesus!"

WWJD indeed.

Day 8: Copyright 2008 General Mills

Day 8 Challenge: Coca Puffs

The government of Bolivia is trying to find new profitable uses for that country's staple crop - the coca plant. The Bolivian Foreign Minister, in fact, suggested that coca be used to make -- wait for it -- CHILDREN'S CEREAL! That should wake those little brats up!